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MemoirsHafa adai, the gentle sphere alerts, peering through my blinds and stroking my cheeks. I sit up in my hibiscus-printed bedsheets, tired, crust lining my vision, but yawn and stretch my arms above my head.Memoirs
The grass outside is a dazzling emerald, the lush carpet moist with morning dew. Tall trees dangling with fuzzy brown fruits lazily shade the few animals scuttling among the weeds.
Crashing distantly, the ocean sparkles with glitter that seems to fall from the sky, and a warm breeze tickles the sandbars. The rough crustaceans, the ju
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Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.
"Nimm das Leben nicht so ernst - Du kommst eh nicht lebend raus!"
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Lee: "I'll fight for your honor and your hymen"
Monica: LOOOOLLLL
Lee: XDDDDDDDD
Monica: I don't really get why everyone likes the first one better, I like to think they got better...
Monica: *sigh* Makes me feel like a failure. :/
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Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.
"Nimm das Leben nicht so ernst - Du kommst eh nicht lebend raus!"
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Keith: I don't think there was possibly anything more random you could've said.
Me: Roglesnarf?
Keith: ....touché.
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Lee: "I'll fight for your honor and your hymen"
Monica: LOOOOLLLL
Lee: XDDDDDDDD
Monica: I don't really get why everyone likes the first one better, I like to think they got better...
Monica: *sigh* Makes me feel like a failure. :/
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Keith: I don't think there was possibly anything more random you could've said.
Me: Roglesnarf?
Keith: ....touché.
Avatar = here.
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Lee: "I'll fight for your honor and your hymen"
Monica: LOOOOLLLL
Lee: XDDDDDDDD
Monica: I don't really get why everyone likes the first one better, I like to think they got better...
Monica: *sigh* Makes me feel like a failure. :/
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Leena: "Thou art a naughty knave!"
Me: "Sooooo unsaucy!"
AND THIS
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Leena: "Thou art a naughty knave!"
Me: "Sooooo unsaucy!"
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